my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
Fake friends treats you like a tree, they care as long as you give away fruits but once you stop, they fire your branches to cook those fruits you gave.
if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
*flicks holy water on you* leave